Consultant brains

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Consultant brains
In a village in darkest Africa a sign hung over a Headhunter’s market stall:

Ordinary brains $10 /lb

Engineer brains $8 /lb

Doctor brains $7 /lb

Accountant brains $15 /lb

Consultant brains $114 /lb


Asked to explain the relatively high cost of Consultant brains, the Headhunter said "You don't appreciate how many Consultants we have to catch to get a pound of brains!"

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