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She asked him, 'How much are you selling the eggs for?' The old seller replied, 'Rs.5/- an egg, Madam.' She said to him, 'I will take 6 eggs for Rs.25/- or I will leave.' The old seller replied, 'Come take them at the price you want. May be, this is a good beginning because I have not been able to sell even a single egg today.' She took the eggs and walked away feeling she has won. She got into her fancy car and went to a posh restaurant with her friend. There, she and her friend, ordered whatever they liked. They ate a little and left a lot of what they ordered. Then she went to pay the bill. The bill costed her Rs.1,400/-. She gave Rs. 1,500/- and asked the owner of the restaurant to keep the change. This incident might have seemed quite normal to the owner but, very painful to the poor egg seller. The point is, Why do we always show we have the power when we buy from the needy ones? And why do we get generous to those who do not even need o...

Paparazzi is dead. Long live Instagram !!! ... true source of artistics photos where people give more exposure to their bodies than clothes without anyone having to run behind them. Kardashian vs Kardashian - only strings attached mujer feliz A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Jan 25, 2018 at 2:10pm PST A post shared by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Jan 29, 2018 at 7:32pm PST

Never saw no miracle of science That didn't go  from blessings to curse I never saw no military solution That didn't always end up something worse - Sting Pretty much sums it up... A post shared by Ms.V (@kalon.eunoia) on Feb 3, 2018 at 7:39am PST

1) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad. 2) The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 3) Children: You spend the first two years of their life teaching them how to walk and talk. The next sixteen? Spent telling them to sit down and shut up. 4) He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. 5) My mother never realized the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.  6) Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. 7) I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 8) Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. 9) If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. 10) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 11) I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 12) Light travels faster tha...

Why do prostitutes love consultants as customers? Because they never actually do anything but sit on the edge of the bed and tell them how great it is going to be.

Consultant brains In a village in darkest Africa a sign hung over a Headhunter’s market stall: Ordinary brains $10 /lb Engineer brains $8 /lb Doctor brains $7 /lb Accountant brains $15 /lb Consultant brains $114 /lb Asked to explain the relatively high cost of Consultant brains, the Headhunter said "You don't appreciate how many Consultants we have to catch to get a pound of brains!"

Two stories to begin with :- 1. Nokia refused Android 2. Yahoo refused Google Story Over! Lessons Learnt:- 1. Take risks. 2. Embrace changes. 3. If you refuse to change with time, you might perish. Ok two More stories :- 1. Facebook takes over whatsapp and instagram. 2. Flipkart takes over Myntra and flipkart owned Myntra takes over jabong. Story Over! Lessons learnt:- 1. Become so powerful that your competitors become your allies. 2. Reach the top position and then eliminate the competition. 3. Keep innovating. Two More stories :- 1. Colonel sanders founded KFC at the age of 65. 2. Jack Ma, who coudnt get job in KFC, founded Ali baba. Story over! Lessons learnt:- 1. Age is just a number 2. Only those who keep trying succeeds Last but not the least:- 1. Lamborghini was founded as result of revenge of a tractor owner who was insulted by Enzy Ferrari, the founder of ferrari Story Over! Lessons learnt:- 1. Never underestimate anyone, ever !! 2. Success is the best revenge....

There are two rules of success. Never reveal everything you know.

GRANDMA   IN  COURT .. Brilliantly Hilarious: Lawyers should never ask grandmas' a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer! In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; _"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"_ She responded, _"Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams._ _I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a  big disappointment to me.._ _You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate  people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a  big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will  amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know  you.."_ The lawyer was stunned!  Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,  _"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?"_ She again replied, _"Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley s...

Life is about driving over the limit. The speeding ticket you get is success.

When people are busy on Linkedin liking the posts or sharing posts, it doesn't means they are sharing their expertise but they are looking for a   JOB

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A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The policeman approaches the drivers door. 'Is there a problem Officer?' The policeman says, 'Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?' The driver responds, 'I'd give it to you but I don't have one.' 'You don't have one?' The man responds, 'I lost it four times for drink driving.' The policeman is shocked. 'I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?' 'I'm sorry, I can't do that.' The policeman says, 'Why not?' 'I stole this car.' The officer says, 'Stole it?' The man says, 'Yes, and I killed the owner.' At this point the officer is getting irate. 'You what?' 'She's in the boot if you want to see.' The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowl...

Live beneath your means Return everything you borrow Stop blaming other people Admit it when you make a mistake Give clothes not worn to charity Do something nice and try not to get caught Listen more; talk less Take a 30 minute walk everyday Strive for excellence, not perfection Be on time. Don’t make excuses Don’t argue. Get Organized Be kind to unkind people Let Someone cut ahead of you in line Take time to be alone Cultivate good manners Be humble Realize and accept that life isn’t fair Know when to keep your mouth shut Go on an entire day without criticizing anyone Learn from the past. Plan for the future Live in the present Don’t sweat the small stuff It’s all small stuff

Client: "How long will the project take?" Creator: "About 6 weeks" Client: "We don't have that time...I need it in TWO weeks" Creator: "OK, we will do our best in that time"

Good entrepreneurs are like cats - no matter how they get tossed around, they always land on their feet - Jim Morgan

No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to unchartered land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.– Helen Keller

Regret is more trouble than its worth. Aim for something you want to be or want to have it and then go for it.

“A good team needs three things: the right people, the right spirit, and a couple inside jokes.” ― VanillaCreamPie8888

Don’t waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear.― Paulo Coelho

Strategy equals execution. All the great ideas and visions in the world are worthless if they can’t be implemented rapidly and efficiently. Good leaders delegate and empower others liberally, but they pay attention to details, every day. – Colin Powell

The clock of life is wound but once, And no man has the power To tell just when the hands will stop At late or early hour. To lose one's wealth is sad indeed, To lose one's health is more, To lose one's soul is such a loss That no man can restore. The present only is our own, So Live, Love, toil with a will -- Place no faith in 'Tomorrow' -- For the clock may then be still. - Robert H. Smith Hey, what´s the time please⁉️ #salvadordali #art #timeclock #ilovethiscity #myfavoritetimeofyear #daliart #milano #daliclock #traveling #citytour #europetrip #weekendfun A post shared by Petra Kolarik (@petra_kolarikova) on Feb 18, 2018 at 12:48am PST

Lyrics Enjoy yourself while you're still in the pink Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself It's later than you think. You work and work for years and years You're always on the go Never take a minute off To busy makin' dough Some day, you say, you'll have your fun When you're a millionaire Imagine all the fun you'll have In your old rockin' chair Enjoy yourself it's later than you think Enjoy yourself while you're still in the pink The years go by as quickly as a wink Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself It's later than you think. (Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself it's later than you think) Your heart of hearts, your dream of dreams Your ravishing brunettes Has left you now and she's become Somebody else's pet (pity isn't it) Lay down that gun, don't try my friend To reach the great beyond You'll have more fun by reaching For a red-head or a blonde Enjoy yourself it's later than you think Enjoy yourself while you're still i...

Worth reading...this fish story The Japanese have always loved fresh fish But the water close to Japan has not held many fishfor decades. So to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went farther than ever. The further the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring the fish If the return trip took more time, the fish  were not fresh. To solve this problem, fish companies installed freezers on their boats. They would catch the fish  and freeze them at sea. Freezers allowed the boats to go farther and stay longer. However, the Japanese could taste the difference between fresh and frozen fish and they did not like the taste of frozen fish  The frozen fish brought a lower price. So, fishing companies installed fish tanks. They would catch the fish  and stuff them in the tanks, fin to fin. After a little thrashing around, they were tired, dull, and lost their fresh-fish taste. The fishing industry faced an impending crisi...

“At the peak of my career, I was once travelling by plane. The passenger next to me was elderly. Dressed in a simple shirt and pant, he appeared middle class but  well educated. Other passengers kept glancing at me. But this gentleman appeared unconcerned. He read his newspaper, looked out of the window, and when tea came, he sipped it quietly. Trying to strike a conversation, I smiled. The man courteously smiled back and said hello. We got talking and I brought the subject to cinema and asked, “Do you watch films?” The man replied, “Oh, very few. I did see one many years ago.” I mentioned that I worked in films myself. The man said, “Oh, that’s nice. What do you do?” I replied, “I am an actor.” The man nodded, “Oh, wonderful.” That was it. When we landed, I held out my hand and said, “It was good to travel with you. By the way, my name is Dilip Kumar.” The man shook my hand and smiled, “Thank...

Especially for English Language Lovers..  Can any one tell the difference between 'Completed' and 'Finished'?  No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.'  However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Sun Sherman an Indian American, was the clever winner.   His final challenge was this. His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete.' If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished.' And , when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are 'Completely Finished.'  His answer  received a five minute standing ovation.

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it never was. And if it just sits there on the sofa, watching TV, unaware that it's been set free, You probably Married it.

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was b...

Points To Ponder * If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous? * Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C? * Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned? * Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V? * Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work. * Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty. * The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims". * Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win. * 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. * Your future self is watching you right now through memories. * The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead. * If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get...

*Water*. It is interesting and thought provoking Title: *Water* Grand father saw it in *River* Father saw it in *Well* We saw  in *Tap* Our Children see it in *Bottle* Where will our Grand Children see it ! In *CAPSULE???* Please support RALLY FOR RIVER. If we still neglect it will be seen in *Tears*

Someone made my day by posting this today.. New York is 3 hours ahead of California, but it does not make California slow. Someone graduated at the age of 22, but waited 5 years before securing a good job! Someone became a CEO at 25, and died at 50. While another became a CEO at 50, and lived to 90 years. Someone is still single, while someone else got married. Obama retires at 55, but Trump starts at 70. Absolutely everyone in this world works based on their Time Zone. People around you might seem to go ahead of you, some might seem to be behind you. But everyone is running their own RACE, in their own TIME. Don’t envy them or mock them. They are in their TIME ZONE, and you are in yours! Life is about waiting for the ...

An elephant took a bath in a river and was walking on the road. When it neared a bridge, it saw a pig fully soaked in mud coming from the opposite direction. The elephant quietly moved to one side, allowed the dirty pig to pass and then continued its onward journey. The unclean pig later spoke to its friends in arrogance, “See how big I am; even the elephant was afraid of me and moved to one side to let me pass”. On hearing this, some elephants questioned their friend, the reason for its action. Was it out of fear? The elephant smiled and replied, “I could have easily crushed the pig under my leg, but I was clean and the pig was very dirty. By crushing it, my leg will become dirty and I wanted to avoid it. Hence, I moved aside.” *_This story reveals :_* _Realized souls will avoid contact with negativity not out of fear, but out of desire to keep away from impurity though they are strong enough to destroy the impurity._ _You need not react to every opinion, ...

A lawyer yesterday argued in Supreme Court that if  physical relation with wife,  without her consent, is termed as rape then....... Shopping without husband's consent should b termed as Robbery..... The judge is still unconscious....... Indian Court

Want to know about       *BITCOIN* A lot of monkeys lived near a village. One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys! He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each. The villagers thought that this man is mad. They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each? Still, some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey. This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold it to the merchant. After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 200 each. The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys! They sold the remaining monkeys @ 200 each. Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 500 each! The villagers start to lose sleep! ... They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got 500 each. The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement. Then the merchant announced that he is g...